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Zaterdag 31 Juli 2004 at 7:48 pm. Blijft leuk...Deep Thoughts............
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. - One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?' - What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? - Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? - Light travels faster than sound. That?s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you?ll be right. - The easiest way to find something that?s lost is to buy a replacement. - How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it?s still there? - Why is there only one Monopolies commission? - If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already. - Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? - Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic? - Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? - Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
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